Green Squirrel Collective
Flowers
NOTE: You can special order any quantity of ANY flower. You aren't limited to buying these in the jar increments! If you're looking to buy an ounce of anything, message us on Signal and we'll have it special ordered with you at least a day in advance!
All Flowers (61)
Our entire inventory of the best flowers on the market.
16.7% THC • 0% CBD
LA Pop Rocks
Crackle crackle mother fuckers! LA POP ROCKS is sure to knock your socks off, so make sure you wash your feet before smoking this SATIVA around a large group of people in case your feet are a little bit on the smelly side.
5G @ $30
24.9% THC • 0.0% CBD
Chronic Thunder
While smoking CHRONIC THUNDER you may hear a loud flash and see a loud bang. That means that you’re hearing and seeing things. We can’t help you there. But this potent INDICA will knock you right out and hopefully when you wake up you stop seeing and hearing
4G @ $40
16.9% THC • 0.2% CBD
Bio-Diesel
This isn’t the same BIO-DIESEL that powers your neighbor’s French Fry van, but it is the perfect SATIVA to get you through a day with the in-laws. Share a lil bit with them for a bonding session.
5G @ $30
28.9% THC • 0.3% CBD
Rainbow Zangria
Grown by: MAINE TREES
3.5G @ $50
21.8% THC • 0.1% CBD
Maui Waui
With a sweet and tropical aroma that makes you think of paradise, MAUI WAUI takes away the stress of a long day like the sound of crashing waves. A great SATIVA to enjoy with your friends while you sit back and watch a movie.
4G @ $40
18.9% THC • 0.5% CBD
Special Sauce
Warner Brother’s doesn’t want you to know this… But Michael’s Secret Stuff was really just a mix of the Squirrel’s SPECIAL SAUCE and tequila. So if you need to save the world from aliens, mix this HYBRID with tequila
4G @ $40
25.6% THC • 0.5% CBD
Point Break
Grown by: VERVE
3.5G @ $40
25.5% THC • 0.1% CBD
Cadillac Rainbow
Grown by: MAINE TREES. It's hard to describe just how fire this flower is. It's grown by the Best, for the Best, and YOU are the BEST. So, enjoy this fire flower
3.5G @ $50
28.9% THC • 0.0% CBD
Soap
Grown by old hippies in Mountains of California that have been growing MJ longer than we’ve been alive. You’re welcome
3.5G @ $50
14.9% THC • 0.4% CBD
Bazookies
What’s better than seeing a great set of BAZOOKIES for the first time? Seeing two sets of great BAZOOKIES at the same time!! Smoking this HYBRID may result in an amazing day filled with amazing BAZOOKIES!!
5G @ $30
??% THC • ??% CBD
Squirrel Blend
Riddle me this, Riddle Master.. What do you get when you mix a bunch of different strains? That's right, you get SQUIRREL BLEND! A blend of 3G and 4G jars.
4G @ $40
19.0% THC • 0.7% CBD
Alien Fuel
Do not forget to take a jar of ALIEN FUEL on your next space adventure! Not only does this super versatile INDICA get you ridiculously stoney, but it’s also capable of powering 94.20% of all space ships ever created!
4G @ $40
22.7% THC • 0.4% CBD
Purple Champagne
Forget Don Perignon and Ace of Spades cuz we got something 100 times better! PURPLE CHAMPAGNE! A crisp SATIVA that’ll keep the party popping all decade long. This is good stuff, only share it with the squad squad
4G @ $40
28.6% THC • 0.1% CBD
Sherb Cream Pie
Grown by: MAINE TREES. Some of the best weed in the world!! You want this jar!!!
3.5G @ $50
17.5% THC • 0.2% CBD
Darth Vader
Can’t sleep cuz you suffer from phone screen induced insomnia? Don’t worry, this super forceful INDICA will forcefully get you high and force you to sleep like a DARTH VADER neck pinch.
4G @ $30
15.7% THC • 0.4% CBD
Willy Wonka
Wanna get a lil wonky on a Wednesday? We’ve got the wonkiest wombat out there! This super sugary SATIVA will surely satisfy the severest sweet tooth this side of Sokovia. Long story short WILLY WONKA wonks your world.
5G @ $30
28.5% THC • 0.4% CBD
Sofa King
This is "Put you to bed, night, night" flower!!
3.5G @ $50
17.8% THC • 0.3% CBD
Electric Lemonade
ZIP ZAP POW! That’s what it feel like when this citrusy SATIVA hits your lips. ELECTRIC LEMONADE brightens the day in every which way! So bring some on your next night out and maybe you’ll get lucky ;)
4G @ $30
18.0% THC • 0.0% CBD
Mac & Cheese
There’s been a MAC & CHEESE war raging in the shadows for decades. On one side we have the crazy Kraft crew, on the other there’s the vicious Velveeta vandals. Maybe if they smoked some INDICA there’d be peace!
4G @ $40
20.5% THC • 0.1% CBD
Orange Soda
If you're ever smoking a lil SATIVA down by the river and you see the Hamburglar don't give him a burger. That's like crack to him and he'll chase and tickle and do weird shit to you. But if you give him ORANGE SODA he'll go away.
4G @ $40
17.4% THC • 0.1% CBD
Wookie Cookies
WARNING: WOOKIE COOKIES comes straight from Chewbacca's home world, Kashyyyk. This really potent HYBRID gets a Wookie super high so just imagine what it will do to a human. WOOKIES RULE! Aaaaaarrgh!
5G @ $30
15.8% THC • 0.2% CBD
Dark Star
This fragrant INDICA will transport you to a celestial galaxy. DARK STAR is the perfect treat to enjoy while listening to your favorite jam band. Start the countdown and be prepared to be rocketed to another world!
5G @ $30
18.8% THC • 0.2% CBD
White Runtz
WHITE RUNTZ is the HYBRID that just keeps on giving. First you open the jar and see these immaculate, colorful, frosty nugz. Then you smell it and you have nosegasm. Then you smoke it and you’re like AHHHHHHH yesss!!
4G @ $30
19.7% THC • 0.1% CBD
Purple Cookies
With a room filling aroma that rivals your Grandma’s kitchen at thanksgiving, PURPLE COOKIES is bursting with as much flavor as her turkey stuffing. This INDICA cross of crowd favorite girl scout cookies and purple punch is sure to impress all your friends.
4G @ $40
16.1% THC • 0.1% CBD
Pina Colada
If you like PINA COLADA, and getting lost in the strains, if you’re not into yoda, if you have a high brain, if you love getting high at midnight, in the grow in the shed, then I’m the SATIVA that you’ve looked for. SMOKE ME TO ESCAPE!
5G @ $30
17.9% THC • 0.5% CBD
Candy Land
Any time Shaggy wants a baggy he hits up the Squirrel. Scooby loves CANDYLAND so much he’ll stop catching masked villains if doesn’t get this SATIVA every other day. PSA- Fred is cheap AF, daphne smells, Wilma is a secret fox.
4G @ $30
17.1% THC • 0.0% CBD
London Pound Cake
Who wants to go all the way to London just to eat a pound of cake when you can sit right where you are and smoke a J of LONDON POUND CAKE?! BTW this HYBRID is so dankedy dank smoking it counts as visiting London.
4G @ $40
18.7% THC • 0.5% CBD
New Glue
Whatever you do, do not use NEW GLUE to style your next hairdo. Doing so will result in strangers trying to smoke your hair!! This super powerful INDICA will glue you to your couch so don’t smoke it before a rave.
4G @ $30
23.1% THC • 0.5% CBD
Aloha Berry
A TOP SHELF RESERVE BY THE MAN BEHIND THE MOPS of DABS. Find them on the Gram. You’re welcome
4G @ $40
18.9% THC • 0.0% CBD
Golden Haze
Need to make a great first impression on somoene? Slip a jar of GOLDEN HAZE into their pocket. Stare at them til they find it. They'll start to look around wondering who blessed them with such a great SATIVA. When you lock eyes nod. They'll nod back, shake their head in disbelief, walk over with a tear of joy in their eye and give you an extremely long hug.
5G @ $30
19.3% THC • 0.4% CBD
Jealousy
Usually JEALOUSY isn’t something you want to show off or tell people about. That isn’t the case with this super stanky HYBRID! Bust out a nug at your next party and everyone will be super jealous, not envious, of you.
4G @ $40
22.3% THC • 0.1% CBD
Papaya Punch
PAPAYA PUNCH puts you to sleep with a scent so potent it'll make you think you just got punched by a giant papaya in a Batman suit. This ridiculously tasty INDICA will make you go nappy time.
3.5G @ $40
16.7% THC • 0.4% CBD
Private Reserve OG
This super potent INDICA is going to make you feel like you’re wearing a super heavy suit. Your hands and feet will weigh ten pounds and it’s going to be difficult to do anything that requires a lot of focus. In other words, PRIVATE RESERVE OG gets you super duper high!
5G @ $30
19.3% THC • 0.3% CBD
Bruce Banner
Since Marvel is PG they didn't show you how the Hulk unhulked himself the 1ST time. He was hulking around Earth doing typical hulk shit like breaking buildings when he found the worlds biggest HYBRID nug. He rolled the worlds biggest J and pow! BRUCE BANNER was back!
4G @ $30
17.8% THC • 0.1% CBD
Mr. Blue Guy
Know that song that goes I'm blue then a bunch of noises and no one knows the next few words? MR. BLUE GUY ghost wrote that song while puffing some INDICA similar to what's in your hand.
5G @ $30
16.8% THC • 0.5% CBD
Mango Dream
It may take two to tango, but it only takes one to get lit off some MANGO DREAM. This SATIVA is super popular with Jango Fett, people who own a Dodge Durango and those who use Fandango. Mango Bango bitches!
5G @ $30
16.9% THC • 0.1% CBD
Rolls Choice
A secret no one else will tell you. Every single billionaire has three things in common. 1) they aren't the greatest sharers. 2) Every morning they wake and bake with a lil ROLLS CHOICE. 3) They're all HYBRID test tube babies.
5G @ $30
18.1% THC • 0.4% CBD
Sweet Cheese
Ever wanted to jump in a giant bowl of cheese? SAME! but since that's probably not possible we have the next best thing! A jar of SWEET CHEESE! The SATIVA that makes you feel like you're swimming in a river of cheese!
5G @ $30
18.1% THC • 0.4% CBD
Sunset Sherbert
Is there anything better than watching the sunset with a bowl of ice cream sherbet in your lap? YES! Enjoying the sunset while you smoke some SUNSET SHERBET! A beautiful INDICA that's even prettier than a dope ass sunset and it gets you high, so it's way better.
4G @ $30
25.1% THC • 0.7% CBD
Purple Runtz
A TOP SHELF RESERVE GROWN BY **** We can't say their name cuz discretion is dope! Enjoy this SUPER PURPLE WEED!
3.5G @ $50
27.5% THC • 0.5% CBD
Sour Jack
Grown by: MAINE TREES
3.5G @ $50
18.0% THC • 0.6% CBD
Berry Skunk
Here’s some BERRY SKUNK for you to roll oversized blunts with. This seemingly bottomless jar of HYBRID is great for long road trips with the squad and for long walks with your dog, cat, squirrel or parrot.
4G @ $30
21.8% THC • 0.5% CBD
Purple Tangie
PURPLE TANGIE is a dope SATIVA cuz it's really multifunctional. It gets you super high and it's pretty enough to be displayed as art. You can leave a lil bit in your bathroom to freshen up any nasty smells guests leave behind, or you can look at it up close when you're tripping to blow your mind!!
4G @ $40
18.7% THC • 0.2% CBD
Astro Boy
NASA doesn’t tell you that on top of all the other cool shit they do they also grow weed in space! This INDICA is out of this world! (ba-ding-choo) So if you want to be like Neil and Buzz get you some ASTRO BOY and blast off!
4G @ $30
17.9% THC • 0.0% CBD
VT. Kilimanjaro
A stoner from Vermont climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro. He found a pure SATIVA plant at the top of the mountain and he brought its seeds back home to Vermont. A few months later BOOM! VT. KILIMANJARO was born!
4G @ $30
21.0% THC • 0.2% CBD
Forbidden Fruit
Fun fact #364: The witch from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves didn't give Snow an apple. That crafty little sorceress made Snow take a hit of FORBIDDEN FRUIT! A powerful INDICA that will put you to sleep until your knight or knightess comes to rescue you.
3.5G @ $40
29.5% THC • 0.7% CBD
Apple Bubble Yum
A TOP SHELF RESERVE BY… Sorry can’t say cuz discretion n’ all This is some of the best of the best of the best herb on Earth!! You’re VERY welcome
3.5G @ $50
23.3% THC • 0.3% CBD
Apple Jacks
Why do we like APPLE JACKS? We just do! You remember that commercial from back in the day? This HYBRID is pretty much the exact same. We can't explain how we know you will love it. But you will fucking love it.
3.5G @ $40
20.1% THC • 0.2% CBD
Blue Cookies
The Cookie Monster really exists. He practices botany in his spare time and he spent years developing the INDICA in your hand. BLUE COOKIES is his gift to you, via us. He also said Big Bird is a tweaker and to turn around if you see him and don't give him a dollar for the bus home.
3.5G @ $40
27.3% THC • 0.4% CBD
Purple Monkey Balls
A TOP SHELF RESERVE BY HUMBOLT EXOTICS. Yup, Squirrel’s plugged AF. You’re welcome
3.5G @ $50
18% THC • 0% CBD
Moby Dick
SHIIITTTT. I don't even feel bad for Captain Ahab. Like why you gotta go around stabbing whales bro? What did the whales ever do to you? MOBY DICK only bit your leg off cuz you tried to stab him and take his blubber. Too bad Ahab didn't have some SATIVA to help him chill TFO.
5G @ $30
17.1% THC • 0.6% CBD
Grape Haze
Going a little carrot from being indoors? If so, we got the good goods. Pack a bowl with a pinch of super purple GRAPE HAZE and smoke that stir craziness away. This INDICA will put you to sleep until the madness is done.
5G @ $30
+25% THC • +1% CBD
King's Cake
A TOP SHELF RESERVE BY BLACK RABBIT FARMS. The 1st place winner of the NY SOUR DIESEL SHOWCASE hosted by the world famous @GENETRADERS. You're VERY welcome
3.5G @ $60
31.1% THC • 0.2% CBD
Ice Cream Cake
Grown by old hippies in the mountains of California. They’ve been growing longer than we’ve been alive. You’re welcome
3.5G @ $50
27.9% THC • 0.06% CBD
GMO
Some absolute fuego out of the pacific North West! If you're a hardcore garlic fan, this flower is for you! And, that is a Jets ... FIRST DOWN! This is definitely a nighty-night pre bedtime flower!
3.5G @ $50
17.4% THC • 0.6% CBD
Peyote Cookies
PEYOTE COOKIES is a steal of a deal! This super frosty INDICA is supposed to be a 3G-$40 jar but the Squirrel whooped the grower in a game of rock, paper, scissors so we got a huge discount that we’re passing onto you !
5G @ $30
29.5% THC • 0.2% CBD
White Butter Cookies
Grown by MAINE TREES. Some of the best weed in the world!! You want this jar!!!
3.5G @ $60
22.6% THC • 0.2% CBD
Zev
Grown by: VERVE
4G @ $40
18.9% THC • 1.2% CBD
Northern Kush
Do you need to save money on car insurance? Same. Try NORTHERN KUSH! A SATIVA Swiper swiped from the Wicked Witch of the West while he was getting high with the Geico lizard in Narnia. Dora smokes weed too btw.
4G @ $30
30.1% THC • 0.1% CBD
Powder Hound
A TOP SHELF RESERVE BY... Sorry can't say cuz discretion n' all. This is some of the best of the best of the best herb on Earth!! You're VERY welcome :)
3.5G @ $50
18.9% THC • 0.0% CBD
Blueberry Express
If you get lots of speeding tickets this INDICA will be a game changer for you. Just flash a bud of BLUEBERRY EXPRESS to the next cop you encounter and not only will they let you go, they’ll also let you play with their gun.
4G @ $30